Thursday, May 29, 2008

$4.00 Sweet Fruity Goodness in a Bag!!



Now before you go spending four bucks on gas,or maybe four dollars on some other crap item..Renting a movie or a pint of Ben & Jerrys.(actually that sounds pretty good). Just pull over and try the Fruit cart on the corner..Maybe its by you're bank?..or your work?..or near your house..But for Four Dollars I assure you,there is no better bargain in town!!!...It would easily cost you $10 in a Cafe or Restaurant and you know dam well they will fill it up with 90% Melon!!..hard and crunchy ..Its the Parsley of Fruits..Who the hell likes Melon?..and when is it ever soft??, in Season mind you and yummy????...I got it....NEVER!!...
These carts are made to order..Your choices are unlimited to Water Melon-Mango.Coconut-Orange-Pineapple-Jicama (which P.S. scares the crap out of me) also it took me 2 min to look up the correct spelling on Google and I like to pronounce it (jai-cama) But you can call it (Hick-a-Ma)..lol..and last but not least.. Cucumber.?.For those of you with puffy hangover Eyes..You know who you are.....
Try it out ..you wont regret this bit of advice...